W-T-F?????? Married?????

This must be a joke! This has to be a joke!

To the shock of many, Rihanna reunited with Chris Brown over the weekend —
but they did more than that! The couple had a tearful face-to-face meeting at
Diddy’s $14.5 million Miami mansion, during which an emotional Chris apologized,
begged for forgiveness and proposed to her on the spot.
“All she’s ever
wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for
the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales,
and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to
him, ‘I can’t live without you.’”
The pair wasted no time making Rihanna’s
fairy tale come true. They even called a minister to the mansion on exclusive
Star Island!
Source: Star Magazine!

I have no words for this one......
But, if you really want to hear some bs, check out what TMZ is reporting today.

TMZ is reporting that L.A.’s FOX 11 obtained detectives’ findings from a search
warrant in the case. The notes reveal that Rihanna read a three-page text on
Chris’ phone from another woman, which started the fight. Chris allegedly tried
to push Rihanna to get out of the car but her seat belt held her in place, and
he reportedly shoved her against the window. The notes then say she faced him
and he punched her, and continued to do so while driving.
According to the
notes, as blood spattered Rihanna’s clothing and filled her mouth, Chris then
said, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and
see.”
As she called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way
home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there,” Chris replied, “You just
did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the
report, Chris kept punching and biting Rihanna as well as putting her in a
headlock.

Now, someone please tell me, how the hell do you bite someone while having them in a headlock and driving at the same time? Smph, this shit just dont sound right to me.