See, What Had Happened Was....

Can anyone really say what happened early Sunday moring with Chrihana???? It seems to me like there is a new and different story every day. Day one, we heard that they were in a car accident. Monday we heard that Chris allegedly attacked an unidentified woman. Yesterday, we heard that Chris beat the hell out of Rihanna by punching her in the face, busting her lip, and bitting her fingers and arms. Rumors also spread that Rihanna gave the man herpes. Today E! Online reports that Chris actually choked Riri while threatening to kill her after she threw the keys to his silver Lambourghini out of the window [see I knew she provoked him lol]. And just now a statement by Chris' former stepfather was released. Donnelle Hawkins is having his say after Brown was charged with making criminal threats following his Sunday morning fight with Rihanna. Asked what he thought about reports his former stepson had attacked his girlfriend, Hawkins tells Usmagazine.com, “I wouldn’t be surprised,” adding, “He has to take responsibility for his own actions.” And Hawkins is using the interest to dismiss reports he abused Brown’s mother. He adds, “There was a lot of arguing between his mom and I (but) I never raised a hand at his mom. I spanked Chris one time. I became the bad guy. Chris was really mad at his mom for leaving his dad, so I became the scapegoat. No matter how much I tried to be a father figure, nothing worked. ”Tomorrow I'm sure we'll have another story.

Spoke too soon...
Update [5 minutes after origional post]:
A source in Chris Brown's Camp has annonomously released this statement.
They were in the car leaving the Clive Davis party. While Chris was driving, he got a phone call from a young lady. Our source tells us that Rihanna knew that Chris had been messing around with this particular girl and she has, as of late, been the reason for many of their heated arguments. Rihanna got a glimpse of the phone, saw the name and number and immediately recognized who it was. She went ballistic and began to “beat the sh*t” out of Chris (while driving). She was so uncontrollable, that Chris began to fight back in self defense, which ensued the fight. Rihanna’s rage stemmed from Chris’ questionable fidelity in the last few months.
I already know Rihanna started this fight. Hell, she probably beat her self up! My spidy senses are on deck right now lol.