Purple Sticky Salvia

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O'neal McKnight "Check Your Coat"

This Just Might be my Sh*T

Technical Difficulties....

I have no idea whats going on, but my blog seems to be all jacked up in Windows. However, it looks fine on a Mac. Please bear with me as I try to fix the problem.

The AMAs: My Top Three

First, I must say the most enjoyable part of the award show was Beyonce pulling her ponytail.....[*drools]. Other than that, Kanye killed it. I didn't particularly care for his first acceptance speech [too wordy], but did anyone check his jacket? The whole time I was looking at it like, damn, where can I get one of those? And then when he turned around in his performance I knew i couldn't have it yet lol.

This rendition sounded like a Japanese folk song. I can dig it.

Then we have the finale; Alecia Keys killed it as well!

Who knew Queen Latifa still was on top of her rap game. Though she had mic problems her lyrics were tight. And then Cathleen Battle [the opera singer] put that freshness on it. How about them apples?!..... Oh but wait.... Chris Brown won Artist of the Year??????! That was some bull; and Mariah Carey is now bigger than Elvis????? I don't know about those two, but the rest of the show was straight.

Solange "T.O.N.Y."

On the real, real, REAL, Solange's album is way better than the new Beyonce!

In the Studio with Kid Cudi [Welcome to Heartbreak]

Oh Hell to the Naw [I'm Seriously Mad]

A purported message from al Qaeda’s deputy leader posted on Islamist Web sites on Wednesday told President-elect Barack Obama that “a heavy legacy of failure and crimes awaits you.” Ayman al-Zawahiri, al Qaeda’s No. 2, castigated Obama, saying “in you and in Colin Powell, (Condoleezza) Rice and your likes, the words of Malcolm X (may Allah have mercy on him) concerning ‘House Negroes’ are confirmed.”
Who the f*ck does this guy think he is???! These are straight up fighting words that will not be tolerated! Ok, ok, ok, Condi might be a house negro [*snickers], but to call out Colin Powell and Obama...... Oh hell no! I knew some terrorist would test Obama, but to just blaitantly send a threat such as this racist comment above was unexpected. I have no more words.

Rihanna "ft." Justin Timberlake "Rehab"

This makes how many videos from the album????

Beyonce Killed SNL....

Too bad the album still sucks!

John Witherspoon is a Fool!!!! lol

I Just Became a Better Person [slightly]

Kanye West teams up with co- author J. Sakiya Sandifer to make his literary debut with Thank You And You're Welcome!, an entertaining volume of "Kanye-isms" - the creative, humorous and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating his path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in his lyrics.
In Thank You And You're Welcome! Kanye delivers his personal message uncensored, without any five-second delay or media distortion.
"My book is a guide to creating then celebrating your moment!" says Kanye.

Garbage, Garbage, Garbage!!!

So last night I had the opportunity to listen to the new Beyonce / Sasha Fierce album. It is not good at all! I have to say, from front to back it is straight up garbage. I really didn't know what was going on. The Beyonce tracks were all slow country songs with acoustic guitars [very much the same as "If I were a Boy"], and the Sasha side was just terrible techno crap. There is a song on the Sasha side call "Diva". I promise to God that sh*t sounds like a female version of "A Millie". Its has a very similar beat, but instead of some dude in the background singing a millie, a millie, a millie, Beyonce [or Shasha] is in the background singing ima ima a diva, ima ima a diva. the whole time I was thinking "so now Beyonce is jockin Lil Wayne?" The song is wack. Then we have "Sweet Dreams" that leaked to the internet back in February. This album is such a waste of time. I don't know if it was particularly wack to me only because I had just finished listening to the T-Pain album [which is the sh*t], but "I Am" is straight up garbage. Honestly I think Beyonce needs to get her personality disorder together and put out some quality work.

"Morning Joe" Host Drops an F Bomb on Live TV

I was watching this yesterday morning and had to do a doubletake lol.

Oh Hell to the Naw!!!!!!

So now people with iPhones can locate me through their GPS??????! DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER!!!